Tag: witch

moami:

the veil between the worlds is thin tonight but my restraint to summon a creature older than humanity and curl into its void arms to listen to stories from before the universe existed is thinner

starofthemourning:

alicemcalicepants:

yelskamy:

crowkay:

the-voids-girlfried:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Ghosts: *arguing over whose turn it is to answer the ouija*

That would explain why it takes so long to get answers and why it makes no sense.

Me: what is your name?

Thingie u hold: * begrudgingly slides to “no” *

Me: wtf

Mom said it’s my turn on the planchette

*hears call from the living*

*stares at it until it stops*

stares as the board spell out:

*WE–HAVE–UPDATED –OUR–PRIVACY–POLICY*

roboticchibitan:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*spraying febreeze* BEGONE SPIRITS!!!

As a witch I can say this is probably valid.