Slytherin: Huff is a sweetheart
Slytherin: You know what they does when I’m sad?
Ravenclaw: Nope
Slytherin: See this
Slytherin: *texting* honey, I’m sad đŚ
Hufflepuff, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates: COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADER
Tag: slytherin

SLYTHERIN:âWolves donât kill unlucky deer. They kill the weak ones. You
fought for your life, Jane. And now you get to walk away with it.â âTaylor
Sheridan (Cory Lambert: Wind River)

SLYTHERIN: âIt is not arrogance if I am realistically assessing my abilities
as superior, which generally they are.â âClaudia Gray (Abel: Defy the
Worlds)
The most important distinction
Dog Lesbians: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff
Cat Lesbians: Slytherin and Ravenclaw
objection: while cats are sly and ambitious, dogs are extremely loyal. slytherin lesbians are dog and cat lesbiansÂ
Counter argument: cats are very loyal in a slytherin way, they will value and protect the ones they care for but will protect themselves over all else classic slytherin
rebuttal: all animals are different individuals who tend not to have generalized traits based on what we think of them, so really weâre both right
Secrets of Slytherin no.56
Weâre flexible. As long as everything is exactly how we want it, we are totally flexible.
Slythetin {Harry Potter}
Secrets of Slytherin no.65
We hate small talk. Talk to us about life, about death, about politics, about nature- about love and space and words and passion and fear and anything other than âwhatâs up?â









