smolangryslytherin:

Slytherin: Huff is a sweetheart

Slytherin: You know what they does when I’m sad?

Ravenclaw: Nope

Slytherin: See this

Slytherin: *texting* honey, I’m sad 😦

Hufflepuff, arriving two minutes later with a blanket and chocolates: COME HERE, LET ME HUG YOU BEFORE YOU FEEL SADER

harrypotterhousequotes:

SLYTHERIN:“Wolves don’t kill unlucky deer. They kill the weak ones. You
fought for your life, Jane. And now you get to walk away with it.” –Taylor
Sheridan (Cory Lambert: Wind River)

harrypotterhousequotes:

SLYTHERIN: “It is not arrogance if I am realistically assessing my abilities
as superior, which generally they are.” –Claudia Gray (Abel: Defy the
Worlds)

charasthetics:

Slytherin Aesthetic

incorrect-slytherin:

Slytherin by Samuelrd

Slytherin’s products here

slytherinlesbianopinions:

gayjorkira:

slytherinlesbianopinions:

gayjorkira:

The most important distinction

Dog Lesbians: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff

Cat Lesbians: Slytherin and Ravenclaw

objection: while cats are sly and ambitious, dogs are extremely loyal. slytherin lesbians are dog and cat lesbians

Counter argument: cats are very loyal in a slytherin way, they will value and protect the ones they care for but will protect themselves over all else classic slytherin

rebuttal: all animals are different individuals who tend not to have generalized traits based on what we think of them, so really we’re both right

oylmpians:

Slytherin + 1991 Sorting Hat song

requested by @herbologic

Secrets of Slytherin no.56

secretsofslytherin:

We’re flexible. As long as everything is exactly how we want it, we are totally flexible.

fandomaes:

Slythetin {Harry Potter}

Secrets of Slytherin no.65

secretsofslytherin:

We hate small talk. Talk to us about life, about death, about politics, about nature- about love and space and words and passion and fear and anything other than ‘what’s up?’