that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited
Sounds like something a vampire would say
Little known fact that vampires have near crippling social anxiety.
Tag: mememe
I love being alone in my room, I love not having to be a person
Bookworm problems #25
Having to find the perfect position that satisfies the right angle of reading while keeping your entire body warm under a blanket.
me: *in bed, slowly drifting off to sleep*
brain: …ohHH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THIS EMBARRASSING THING IN FIFTH GRADE!!!! BECAUSE BOY HOWDY DO I EVER!!!!!!
me: that was… fifteen years ago… can we please go back to sleep… please…
brain: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!! ANXIETY!!!!!
Me doing anything
FYI he won this episode so if anything use this as an analogy for your life
The definition of optimistic pessimism
me
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
My future child: Will you read me a book?
Me: *pulls out entire Harry Potter series* I thought you’d never ask.
I don’t hold grudges but I could be chilling just painting my nails and I’ll remember something you did and how it made me feel and how you knew it would make me feel how I felt and suddenly you’re cancelled again
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