“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

Me: I don’t have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

nearlyheadlessnichols:

It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.

you can pry this trope from my cold dead hands

siriusc:

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

Things I want in the next 5 years

mysoleisred:

– a stable job that i love

– enough money to live comfortably and travel

– a fulfulling relationship

icecreamsandwichcomics:

Just like in general

Lemme know

quart-z:

You could literally tell me you like me and I would still not understand

help-mywife:

help my wife keeps telling workers at restaurants that it’s my birthday even though it’s not just to get free dessert

cherryroses:

do you ever want to be a “forest mermaid” who lives in the river by waterfalls and clear waters and sleeps in the caves of springs

emmisnotshortforemma:

[Drawing of a rabbit saying “When people do embarrassing stuff, it reminds me the embarrassing stuff I’ve done, and I don’t have time to remember that many things, so everyone needs to stop being embarrassing ASAP.”]