me: (writes fics in my head while running)
me: (writes fics in my head while driving)
me: (writes fics in my head while brushing my teeth)
me: (sits down to write a fic at my computer) I got nuthin
Tag: mememe
my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
I am 110% here for my non-straight pals who don’t want or need a label but you’ll be sure to find me with a label maker printing the word ‘lesbian’ and putting it on myself at least 53 times a day