me: see rude or cold character

russian-faerie:

me: aaaww he’s my cinnamon roll

bro: do u mean thiS FCKIN KILLER

me: I KNOW HIS SOUL IS LOST AND SENSITIVE

helpimbeingchasedbywaltwhitman:

I miss my girlfriend. I mean, I don’t have a girlfriend, but like, hypothetically, I miss her.

orangejuiceforguppies:

thenamesdiondra:

alicetemise:

a-shadyqueeen:

killjasper:

sotouchy:

viva-la-nostalgia:

If you don’t have a massive alternative universe in your head with developed people and stories you’re lying.

mine is embarrassingly massive

I have generations, alternate dimensions, and spin offs.

I’m a celebrity in my mind

I have at least ten. Depends on what kind of day I had, which one I think of at night.

^^^^^^^^^^^^

Awe I love this, makes me feel less weird and alone, let’s meet up in our made up alternate universes

tealesbian:

tealesbian:

what is it about women wielding deadly weapons that is insanely hot?

oh wait it’s because i’m gay

gryffindormischief:

i guess hogwarts kids are super in touch with their emotions because when I try and think of my happiest memory im like “well I had some super good cake that one time”