*actively ignores thinking about my future*
Tag: mememe
cheeks bones? What about cheek chub. Petition to romanticize fluffy plump cheeks
This might be a little gay but I want a girlfriend
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
This is mE
Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it.
I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming.
I TOTALLY DO THIS.
i mean i know i’m unlovable but a girl can dream right
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
Me, an ace, trying to write sexual attraction
Me: okay, so how do I write this?
Brain: Idk figure it out yourself lol
Me: okay… so what about this
Brain: that’s aesthetic attraction.
Me: oh okay. This?
Brain: Sensual attraction
Me: THEN HOW DO I WRITE THIS?!
Brain: IDK THEY WANT TO FUCK OR SOMETHING?
ME: HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK?
BRAIN: IDK MAN I DON’T GET IT EITHER
Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??
SO MANY TIMES
Too many times
Today