demon: youre a bitch
me: *starts closing the summoning circle*
demon: wait i gotta tell you some important ancient knowledge
me: *keeps it open*
demon: bitch
Tag: funny
red pandas just stand up when they encounter things they dont understand & i love them for it
what absolute madmen
dear God take care of her when i can’t
Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away
Listening to music while cooking makes the food taste better, I promise
don’t be ashamed to
- wear dark clothes
- sleep all day
- have a “goth” aesthetic
- stay up all night
- not have a reflection
- drink human blood
- burn at the touch of silver
- turn into a bat to escape social interaction
- have some kickass fangs
You. Are. Vlad.
wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece
it’s just Subconscious Jenkins, the fun little gremlin who makes me want to eat leaves sometimes
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