i guess hogwarts kids are super in touch with their emotions because when I try and think of my happiest memory im like “well I had some super good cake that one time”
Tag: funny
outrageously good looking family
Can I date a family?
I mean…shit good question…
no mom i don’t want a boyfriend i want a dragon
ur fave is problematic: me
- has abandonment issues
- im never quiet
- i will refer to you as “my friend” to other people if we’ve talked more than twice
‘you can be whatever you want to be!!’ i would like to be Asleep
me: (writes fics in my head while running)
me: (writes fics in my head while driving)
me: (writes fics in my head while brushing my teeth)
me: (sits down to write a fic at my computer) I got nuthin
my requirements for sleeping at night: is the pillow cool enough? are my legs positioned so they don’t put too much weight on each other? are my arms tucked in nicely and not at odd angles? can I stop thinking about the day’s events? is enough of my body out from under the blanket that I won’t overheat? are my toes safely tucked in to hide them from monsters?
my requirements for sleeping in the morning: is the surface vaguely horizontal and not made entirely out of hornets
I am 110% here for my non-straight pals who don’t want or need a label but you’ll be sure to find me with a label maker printing the word ‘lesbian’ and putting it on myself at least 53 times a day
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