funny – Page 41 – ImagineCreateDevour

fedini:

courfeyclause:

wings-for-castiel:

headmeetsdesk:

radioactivemoose:

so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy

so i got one and wrote this on top:

and left it on a table in the studio

less than five minutes later people were fighting about it

my plan has thus far been a success

I love you

you do realize this is how the trojan war started right

this is definitely how the college au of the iliad starts

stability:

*actively ignores thinking about my future*

apocalypticinsomnia:

when ur friends are insulting something they know ur sensitive about

homohighness:

“u kno what, bro?”
“what?”
“if i were a cat, i’d spend all 9 lives with u”
*clutches heart* “… bro”

jstor:

delthenerd:

callout post for @jstor : why wont you let me sleep ? why is it that every time i search for something i feel the urge to spend 5 hours reading articles about things that i’m not even working on instead of going to bed ? why do i wake up in the middle of the night with a topic in mind like ‘hmmm i wonder if jstor has an article on that’ ? why cant i go a single day without visiting your cursed site ? pls help

There is no cure for what ails you.

fartgallery:

a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with $8.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from a screen and screaming the whole time

jedike:

jedike:

my sister & her boyfriend set up a camera overlooking their porch and her boyfriend created a program called TACOS (there’s a cat on the sun deck) that uses amazon rekognition so they get a notification if there is a cat there…this is truly the pinnacle of modern technology

this is the first successful TACOS photo…an important moment for science everywhere

elodieunderglass:

spikenards:

aturinfortheworse:

you know that harry potter quote about unicorn blood and like “you have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself,” i have just a note about that, a small detail to consider is that, uh, they’re horses with spears on their heads. if you know anything about horses or spears…

#me designing the most pure and defenceless animal: #im just gonna strap a long knife to the second evilest domestic animal

#oh go on then #give it magic powers too

wirtish:

neko atsume go: collect any real life cats that you see, just grab them

ufocorpse:

“are you a boy or a girl?”
I am the physical embodiment of suffering