once, at my last job, this lady’s car broke down in the drive thru, so we had to call a tow-truck to move her car out. after moving her car, the tow-truck broke down, and we had to call a tow-truck to tow the tow-truck.
lesbian visibility day makes it sound like there’s a planet of lesbians out there somewhere chilling and then one day a year the portal opens and the lesbians come to earth to walk among us and teach everyone how to layer their leather jackets and hoodies properly
Person A: You know… the thing Person B: The “thing”? Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD
Also consider Person A: pass me the thingy Person B: Cual thingy? Person A: The thingy on top of the deste
Sometimes bilingual peeps shuffle phrases while we think things through, just in case that language’s patterns trigger the right word or idea we want to use. But “turning off” language? Nah…
“Do you have a liga? You know, a… The fucking… the liga. The liga, that… El deste, para tu cabello. The hair… tie. Shit.”
i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”
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