Tag: funny
Ghosts: *arguing over whose turn it is to answer the ouija*
That would explain why it takes so long to get answers and why it makes no sense.
Me: what is your name?
Thingie u hold: * begrudgingly slides to “no” *
Me: wtf
Mom said it’s my turn on the planchette
*hears call from the living*
*stares at it until it stops*
stares as the board spell out:
*WE–HAVE–UPDATED –OUR–PRIVACY–POLICY*
things go bump in the night b/c ghosts are clumsy idiots
poltergeists move all my stuff around but can’t be bothered to clean while they’re at it? get a job you lazy bum
damn banshees with their screaming and wailing, i have to deal with this bullshit existence to and you don’t see me acting out like that
*spraying febreeze* BEGONE SPIRITS!!!
As a witch I can say this is probably valid.
This is both amazing and profoundly irritating – the exact writing equivalent of that thing artists do – you know, how they’ll mess up anything that’s on expensive paper and planned in every single detail but get them doodling during a boring lesson and suddenly they’re Michel-bloody-angelo.
10 tricks you didn’t know you could do with your food.
By Blossom
The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. There’s going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopher’s stone from tomato sauce next week.
2:41 am … finally the ideal time to exercise my constitutionale right to sprint through the hallway !
The best part of this which people often don’t realize is that Dwight was the one who took the family picture of them. So him seeing that picture is even more startling to him.
This is so funny to me I had to save it somehow
I am given a lecture about leaving him alone for one (1) day
Such an angry little storm cloud.
You deserve his scolding!!! How could you??
You can never leave again
Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time.
Filmer: “Go to sleep.”
Kitten: “No”
Filmer: “Go to sleep!”
Kitten: “No!”
Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.”
Kitten: “NO!”
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