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Tag: funny
a deranged scientist in every rickety old house on top of every hill on the outskirts of every town. that’s my promise, should i be elected
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much
the Social Anxiety in Elementary School™ Report Card
- a joy to have in class
- works well alone
- needs to come out of their shell
- needs to participate more in class
- does not work well with others
ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

My kitten likes to hide in the couch, but he’s getting a little too big so now he does it ostrich style. (Source: http://ift.tt/2o1uume)
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“guys prefer-” thats nice i dont care
Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
I aint glowed up yet. Im like dimly lit or some shit





