me, a writer, staring at one sentence for 10 minutes straight: i don’t know what’s wrong with you but i don’t like you
Tag: funny
wlw:
wlws:
wlws:
wlws:
MY MOM IS ON A DATE W A GUY WHOS SON AND DAUGHTER I BOTH DATED BYE
so I think I should start with, “hi I’m kass and I’ve made out with your son and daughter so jot that down”
THE WORST PART OF THIS IS THAT HIS DAUGHTER IS NOW A RAGING HETERO AND I WAS HER KERRY PERRY I KISSED A GIRL
AND UR PROBABLY LIKE “HOW DID YOU DATE A GUY AND NOT KNOW SHE WAS HIS SISTER?” SEE I KNEW THAT WAS HIS SISTER BUT I JUST REALIZED GUYS WERE NOT MY CUP OF TEA AND SHE WAS
I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone
Theyre gone
We’re still here.
who said that
im p sure i just saw a demon come onto someone through a ouija board and i cant even get a girl to like me
wlw:
this is such…a mood
me: I am young
my noisy joints: are you sure
THIS FOX IS LIKE, “OKAY, I’LL BE UP IN A SECOND.” AND THEN REALLY QUIETLY, “I DIDN’T SAY WHICH SECOND…”
THIS FOX IS LIKE, “LOOK AT THE GRASS, THEY SAID. IT CAN’T BE THAT DEEP, THEY SAID.”
THIS FOX HAS A SOGGY TIME AHEAD OF HER.
THE LITTLE FOX IS LIKE, “WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY’RE LOOKING AT?” AND THE LARGE FOX IS LIKE, “I DUNNO. THEY’RE PROBABLY JERKS, TERRY.”
PROBABLY.
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