I’ll get that witch some tea.
Witches love tea
Tag: funny
Why do men always have to act like they gotta teach you shit… like?? I don’t know who fuckin asked you but it sure wasn’t me so keep your motivation speeches to yourself
every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad

Reblog if you’re part of a hostile nation that’s declared war on Australia
Oh my god though guys you don’t know the best thing! The best thing is: he’s right.
The Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands is a micronation near Australia. This is their flag:
The Gay Kingdom (as it is colloquially known) was founded in 2004 in protest against Australia’s legal stance against same-sex marriage.
Here are some of their stamps:
They are currently ruled by Emperor Dale I, and their currency is the Pink Dollar.
And, indeed – they declared war on Australia for not recognizing same-sex marriages performed outside the country. (Second link.)
You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????
Me: I love my body!!
Ovaries: Oh thank y-
Me:
are you fucking kidding me….
I freely and frankly admit that I am reblogging this to make @keyofjetwolf feel uncomfortable and/or betrayed by cake.
MY SENSE OF BETRAYAL ON SO MANY LEVELS CANNOT BE OVERSTATED
THE CAKE
MY BRAIN FOR REFUSING TO ACCEPT THE CAKE
AIRY FOR DOING THIS TO ME
I WILL NEVER TRUST AGAIN
The Longer You’re Friends, The More Comfortable You Get 🤝 (W/ @jonerstrokes & @tallykat3)
AMAZING
Could be gayer
IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?
My future child: Will you read me a book?
Me: *pulls out entire Harry Potter series* I thought you’d never ask.
THIS JUST IN: THE NORTHERN LIGHTS ARE CAUSES BY A WITCH TRYING TO IMPRESS HER GIRLFRIEND
gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d:
im so fucking down for this
me at my wedding: ok, we’re going to kiss now; straight people, just keep breathing, you’ll get through this!










