Tag: funny

I still don’t understand why Edward had to nom the baby out of Bella’s stomach when Rosalie had a scalpel that she dropped on the floor a few seconds before. He didn’t need to do that.

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I haven’t read breaking dawn since it came out and I remember almost none of it as a coping mechanism but I’m begging you to tell me this is a joke and that edward didn’t eat the baby out of bella’s uterus i am BEGGING you

finding this out makes every single other thing I’ve ever complained about in this series seem so pointless, juvenile. I can’t believe I made that post that got like 100k notes and it focused on problems like Jasper going to school when this fucking happened. I get messages once a week like “I can’t believe you fixed Twilight.” There is no fixing this. We have to burn the thing down. There’s no way to make this better or okay. There is nothing I can do for this. I was so busy trying to put out a trashcan fire I didn’t even remember the bundle of explosives in the basement.

I can’t cope with this.

Never message me about Twilight again.

the-ocean-burned:

silvercurses:

spaceaceshiro:

okay but if you’re ever in london and you have the chance to see a shakespeare play performed at the globe theatre itself DO IT even if you don’t think you’d dig shakespeare

if you need convincing here are a few highlights from when my family and i went to see the official globe theatre production of a midsummer night’s dream:

  • they cast helena as a guy (helenus), first of all. they took a straight love square between two girls and two guys and made it a love square between a girl and three guys, only one of which was white. both sets of couples get happy endings and it’s fuckin adorable
  • it was reimagined with an indian setting
  • puck had a water pistol and kept shooting at the audience
  • historical accuracy?? who cares everyone’s gonna dress like a modern hipster teenager
  • bottom and his acting troupe sung bon jovi
  • oh yeah also the acting troupe were reimagined as globe theatre employees with delusions of acting skills
  • hermia and helenus sung single ladies by beyonce
  • innuendos. innuendoes everywhere
  • oberon walked onstage for the fight between oberon and titania drunk with a half-empty bottle of schweppes
  • lysander spent a significant length of time in the play wandering around in just boxers and a leather jacket
  • oberon made out with puck
  • demetrius dabbed

its what shakespeare would have wanted

@bipolarred

voiceskele:

queenoftherams8:

tangzhuang:

spacelesbians:

bpdsnek:

my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY

Mitochondria machine broke

actually the funny thing is that this post is basically describing what researchers now think is the underlying cause in chronic fatigue syndrome (as in there is notable dysfunction in mitochondria that means less ATP is produced, especially under stresses)

THIS BITCH EMPTY

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