[Drawing of a rabbit saying “When people do embarrassing stuff, it reminds me the embarrassing stuff I’ve done, and I don’t have time to remember that many things, so everyone needs to stop being embarrassing ASAP.”]
[Blue drawing of a bird wearing a shirt and tie next to a caption that says “I take initiative (I send people confusing memes), I am a professional (I get many emails), I am a team player (I am willing to lie for money), Give me money (Give me money)”]
[Doodle of me saying “I’m willing to explore other options as long as those options result in either money or funny stories I can use to distract myself from not having money.”]
[Drawing of a green cat with blue flowers on it saying “I’m armed with cuteness and knowledge of very niche and useless facts.” in a blue speech bubble.]
the fact that a cat considers “sit in the same room ignoring each other” to be an acceptable social activity and not an insult is great for me because that’s how i like to socialise
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