catsuggest:

1. check – do have body?
2. is in summertime with warm sunlights?
3. can be sat upon by cat? (most important)

conmratulations. have perfect body ready for summer! 😻🍦🌞

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!