organized-studies:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

kindnessandgoodvibrations:

ghostoftwentysomethingspresent:

madsciences:

awfullydull:

markrial:

tramampoline:

slow-riot:

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY

*Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup – 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.)

After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

WHAT
Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

I see some of y’all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

everett-the-mage:

Easy offering for the Fae

If you’ve tended to a thriving garden or taken the time to smell the wild lilacs, there’s a good chance that you’ve encountered some form of Fae. In my experience, these devious little angels hide out in floral escapes and foliage. If you’d like to pay tribute to these babes or attract them to your own garden, here’s a sweet rosy treat to lure them in.

Ingredients

3 tbsp rose petals (dried or fresh, food grade)

1 tbsp rosehips

1 tbsp chamomile flowers*

1 vanilla bean

2 cups sugar of choice

*If you’re allergic to chamomile or ragweed, feel free to substitute with lavender.

Method

1. Grind the rose petals, rosehips and chamomile flowers with a mortar and pestle. Think about the reasons you wish to draw the Fae to your humble abode and infuse those feelings of comfort, safety and kindness into your herbs. 

If you don’t have a mortar and pestle, or if this type of action isn’t something you’re able to do, feel free to use a food processor. Your intent will come through just the same. 🙂

2.  Slice the vanilla bean down the middle and place it within your jar.

3. Pour the sugar and ground herbs into the jar. Shake the jar and charge it with your own energy. 

4. Leave the jar on the window sill, either during the day for solar energy, overnight for lunar/cosmic energy, or both if you’re so inclined. I like to surround my jar with crystals and herbs, as well.

5. Pour out some of the mixture into a dish and leave it outdoors for the Fae to snack on. If you’d like, you can also use this in place of sweetener in tea and share it with them – just be sure to strain out the herbs!

Recipe from my personal grimoire.

breelandwalker:

Today’s Breakfast Tweets:

Made myself broke bitch omurice. I have no veggies for fried rice, said
rice is instant, & it’s in a bowl rather than nicely wrapped.
Really, it’s just eggs over rice. But I call it omurice because it makes
me feel like it’s something I made on purpose ahahaha….😅

After research, I have concluded it’s actually broke bitch tamagohan (I
can’t do runny egg so it’s scrambled). Actually not a bad breakfast, all
things considered. Would recommend. Simple omelette, plain or with
toppings, over rice.

😊🥣

Bree’s Broke Bitch Tamagohan

Prepare 1 serving of rice. It can be long-grain or instant or leftover fried rice from last night’s takeaway. Get it set the way you like it and put it in a bowl.

Make 1 small omelette or two scrambled eggs. Season to taste and if you’re using plain rice, include whatever egg toppings you like (cheese, veggies, meats, etc). I like mine with a couple strips of bacon when I can afford it.

Layer the eggs over the rice and consume greedily, secure in the knowledge that you have managed an actual dish for your breakfast.

Also makes a great fuck-everything-I’m-tired supper.

Notes

Proper tamagohan is made by cracking a raw egg over steaming-hot rice and stirring until well combined. (Don’t try this in the States. Japan’s egg pasteurization process is way better than ours.) Popular toppings include soy sauce and vegetables, though it is also eaten plain. This is a popular breakfast item in Japan and is one of those foods that looks really tasty in anime.

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just a witchy reminder

mybookofbitchcraft:

⭐️when my room isn’t clean, i feel my energy is trapped and muddled. take a moment to just tidy at least one thing in your room today.

⭐️make sure you’ve washed your face today. feel the air on your skin, and remember your skin requires care too. healthy skin = a healthier you.

⭐️it’s okay to take that nap today. sit your crystals under your pillow and let them charge with you. you need a break to recharge just like your crystals do.

⭐️thinking about going to the gym lately? do it today, even if you just walk on a treadmill for 10 minutes. come home, take a nice shower, and feel proud of yourself.

⭐️don’t feel bad if you haven’t practiced in a while. we all have busy times, low times, and slow times. your time to shine will be here again soon.

i love you guys, if you ever need anything, i’m here to chat!

messy witch aesthetic

dusty-flowers:

-sigils scribbled on wrists, on used napkins, on the backs of receipts
-hastily mumbling glamours while you get ready because you’re late again
-always forgetting to keep track of the moon’s cycle
-constantly performing finding-things spells because the floor of your room is an abomination and where on earth did that chunk of amethyst go??
-knowing that if you don’t write a spell down/tag it properly/put it in a place where you’ll find it then it’ll be lost forever
-standing in the shower for forty minutes and only remembering the glamours/spells you wanted to work on after you get out
-picking up every coin you see and dropping them in an old jar as a money spell
–how am i already out of cinnamon i literally just bought some
-enchanting your phone alarm so that maybe you’ll actually get out of bed on the first try for once
-always having salt on the floor
–i have thirty variations of the same spell tag on tumblr but the spell i’m looking for isn’t under any of them oh my god
-never being able to decide which method for drawing sigils you like best, so all of them are a complete mish-mash
-half-melted candles everywhere
-starting a new notebook every two weeks and never finishing one
–wanting to have a consistent practice and aesthetic but never managing to find the time so you guess you’ll just stick to reading your tarot cards on the floor in front of the TV while eating chicken nuggets

norulesnobras:

girlmariano:

highschoolhottie:

dont-kill-the-kennedys:

myonlyphenomenon:

I’ve been staring at this for 5 minutes

That’s what it looks like. That’s really what it looks like

Being out in the ocean is actually so scary because when you look really far out you can kind of see how the Earth is rounded out. It looks like a few miles ahead you’re just gonna fall off or something.

Also fun trick: if ur on mobile, double tap zoom in and slide the picture side to side. It looks like you’re actually there looking left to right

DO THAT DO IT RIGHT NOW

dainesanddaffodils:

suzie-guru:

thebibliosphere:

executeness:

-everysecond:

the-pastoralist:

What a color scheme. I would have a damn hard time deciding how to paint each section of trim on a Victorian.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

@thebibliosphere

This is my exact aesthetic in house form. It’s the soul of what the demon house will become if I ever get enough money and energy to do it.

@dainesanddaffodils, I know we said Cottage By The Sea, but I think this would work out really well too. 

Victorian Mansion by the Sea has a lovely ring to it 😉