Ghosts: *arguing over whose turn it is to answer the ouija*
That would explain why it takes so long to get answers and why it makes no sense.
Me: what is your name?
Thingie u hold: * begrudgingly slides to “no” *
Me: wtf
Mom said it’s my turn on the planchette
*hears call from the living*
*stares at it until it stops*
stares as the board spell out:
*WE–HAVE–UPDATED –OUR–PRIVACY–POLICY*