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Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years.

Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’

We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version.

If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built

450: Great Pyramid at Giza built

815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out

950: Egypt re-unified

1350: Middle Kingdom ends

1450: New Kingdom begins

1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne

1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city

1680: Tutankhamun dies

1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne

1740: World’s first peace treaty signed
1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children

1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again

And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet

2050: Briefly re-united as a single state

2180: Civil war
2250: Nubian kings take over

2335: Assyrian conquest

2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt

2930: Cleopatra VII born

2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

The Sphynx is aligned to where the constellation of Leo was 13,000 years ago.

13,000 years ago, the Earth was in the middle of an ice age.

The previous time the Sphynx would have been aligned to Leo would have been 39,000 years ago.

Also, the pyramids were build way earlier than experts claim they were. They were refurbished three thousand years ago.

Shut the fuck up the Egyptians gave exactly 0 fucks about the stars (except the sun) you tinfoil hatted embarrassment

Whenever you say “EXPERTS are WRONG” somewhere an Egyptologist screeches before throwing a rusty cactus at your face at high velocity

Wow, it’s almost like being refurbished 3000 years ago (3800 years ago to be precise) was done by Ramesses II who proclaimed on his restoration stele that he had repaired the work of ‘Dual King, Lord of the Two Lands, Khufu lph’ and that it was done from ‘good Egyptian limestone in perfect order’ 

Egyptian officials buried at Giza also have titles like ‘Overseer of the Pyramid Complex of Khufu’ (or Khafre or Menkaure) and examining their teeth means we can tell where they were, what they ate as children, and when they lived up until they died. You think we can’t date the Pyramids from that? 

These officials also have tomb biographies, which have fucking Regnal years listed and the King they worked for listed in them. Regnal years that the Egyptians kept records of in their King Lists all the way up until fucking Cleopatra. 

But let’s not let a little thing like contemporaneous proclamations by the Ancient Egyptians themselves get in the way of your racist fucknut conspiracy theories. 

There are three celestial bodies the Egyptians gave a fuck about:

• The Sun
• The heliacal rising of the Dog Star Sirius (aka Sothis) for the changing of phyles of Priests and determining the New Year – which is really fucking accurate and therefore we can actually date things according to this…like the reigns of Pharaohs.
• The Moon

And just as a final screw in your already well buried coffin: The Step Pyramid at Saqqara (also restored by Ramesses II in his great pilgrimage to the (already) ancient sites of his predecessors). This one predates the Giza Pyramids by at least 100 years, but none of you escapees from the reject Alex Jones bin seem to think of the Pyramids that came before the Pyramids at Giza. Y’know, all the test pyramids like the Bent Pyramid and the Red Pyramid. The Pyramids at Meidum that are former sun temples but converted into Pyramids that are built from mud brick but have since crumbled and just look like hills. 

Somehow you imbecilic wankstains have managed to miss that we’ve actually got a fucking timeline of how the Egyptians developed the art of Pyramid building; going from the Step Pyramid to the True Pyramid in about 150 years. They fucked up along the way pretty hard, but they did give it a go. 

I mean we even have the Red Sea log book which has the goddamn date in it (this is something the Egyptians never faltered on in their history. The only times it looks odd to us are the erasure of Hatshepsut and Akhenaten and the wHm mswt (Repeating of Births) for Ramesses XI who had his reign restarted for reasons still unknown – he was possibly autistic) which tells us when the Egyptians were moving the stones for the Pyramids from the Limestone quarries on the Red sea. 

This is how we know they’re not 13,000 or even 39,000 years old. Unless you want to somehow convince me that 39,000 years ago the Egyptians had a fully fledged Hieroglyphic writing system and wrote the Red Sea log book about the quarries, and then 34,000 years after that somehow regressed to basic hieroglyphs again only to build right back up to the same level of writing they were at before?? 

This is what that discredited Geologist failed to take into account in his dumb theory about the age of the Sphinx

This is why Egyptologists and other Geologists laugh at that dumb theory

You want me to believe that the Egyptians were somehow constructing mega monuments 39,000 years ago when all other humans on the planet were still small nomadic hunter gatherer groups, and that all the evidence I’ve listed from the words and deeds left by the Egyptians themselves is somehow wrong? 

Prove it, bitch

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