thebaconsandwichofregret:

rubybilyeu:

we-are-guildmaster:

jpechacek:

Nobody called me but I showed up anyway.

That last one doesn’t even have them all, bih

It does. There’s literally a whole novel where it’s a plot point that “Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs” contains the whole alphabet. It’s called Ella Minnow Pea and I highly recommend it.