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Lazy Lazy Taacos Tacos.

EDITED: Because @evenyournarrativeistemporary pointed out I could have just sauteed the meat and onion in the pot and hot damn I wasn’t operating at peak laziness. 

For people who want to have delicious texmex food without making a whole goddamn spread of dirty dishes. 

Ingredients:

• 1 can corn
• 1 can kidney beans
• 1 can black beans
• 1 packet taco seasoning of your choice 
• 1 can diced tomatoes – finely diced if you can find it
• 1 lil roll of ground sausage or ground beef or fuck some chicken idgaf. Leave this out if you’re a veggie bro.  
• 1-2 onions depending on how much you like onions
• Some vegetable oil or butter so shit doesn’t stick to the pan
• Some sort of dairy spreadable. Shredded cheese, Cream cheese, plain yogurt… lets explore some weird tastes. 
• Rice or corn tortillas
• 1 big-ish pot, spatula.
• A knife and chopping board
• A spatula

Heat pot on medium heat, drop in some oil or butter

Throw entire sausage into hot pot, stab around a bit with a spatula until it’s cooking in small bits

Chop onions. 

Throw onions into pot with a flourish

Continue to push around onions and sausage as they cook so nothing sticks and burns.

Once the sausage and onions look totally cooked, Drain out the canned goods’ extra goo into the sink, then dump all those cans of shit, and the seasoning, into the pot. Roll to intimidate.

Dump some extra garlic and cumin into the big pot if you want. Some hot sauce. Lemon juice. Idk, have fun with it. 

Keep stirring for a while until it all looks well-mixed. 

Leave it on low for a bit while you wash all the dirty dishes you can. Seriously. Doing it NOW makes it a thousand times easier to clean up later, and you’ve got to kill some time anyway. I have faith you can wash 1 knife and a chopping block in under 5 minutes. Good time to clean up small spills and splashes while it’s still wet, and rinse/recycle all the cans. 

Turn off heat after about 5 mins and mix again for good measure. 

Slather your choice of dairy spread onto your rice or flour tortilla. This morning I used yogurt and honestly it was pretty good. It just need a cold/creamy contrast to that savory salty spice. 

Scoop some of your lazy taco mix into the tortilla. 

Dump the rest of it into a tupperware to be used in meals for several days. 

Ta daa~ 

Taako would be proud. Stuff your face my friend.