the real question for queer classicists is, are you a bucolic poetry gay or a lyric poetry gay
since people have been asking, here’s an extended list of Ancient Poetry Gays:
- bucolic poetry gay: extremely gentle gay, loves animals, just wants to relax and live their life
- lyric poetry gay: romantic gay, loves flowers, often mysterious
- elegy gay: the hoe of the group, has a new crush every day
- epic poetry gay: melodramatic, will talk to you without end about their gay crushes
- drama gay: a Disaster half of the time, always overwhelmed by their feelings, emotionally destroyed by everything their crushes do