The most important distinction
Dog Lesbians: Gryffindor and Hufflepuff
Cat Lesbians: Slytherin and Ravenclaw
objection: while cats are sly and ambitious, dogs are extremely loyal. slytherin lesbians are dog and cat lesbians
Counter argument: cats are very loyal in a slytherin way, they will value and protect the ones they care for but will protect themselves over all else classic slytherin
rebuttal: all animals are different individuals who tend not to have generalized traits based on what we think of them, so really we’re both right