I still don’t understand why Edward had to nom the baby out of Bella’s stomach when Rosalie had a scalpel that she dropped on the floor a few seconds before. He didn’t need to do that.

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

I haven’t read breaking dawn since it came out and I remember almost none of it as a coping mechanism but I’m begging you to tell me this is a joke and that edward didn’t eat the baby out of bella’s uterus i am BEGGING you

finding this out makes every single other thing I’ve ever complained about in this series seem so pointless, juvenile. I can’t believe I made that post that got like 100k notes and it focused on problems like Jasper going to school when this fucking happened. I get messages once a week like “I can’t believe you fixed Twilight.” There is no fixing this. We have to burn the thing down. There’s no way to make this better or okay. There is nothing I can do for this. I was so busy trying to put out a trashcan fire I didn’t even remember the bundle of explosives in the basement.

I can’t cope with this.

Never message me about Twilight again.