hugealienpie:

intosnarkness:

ahiddenkitty:

lemonsharks:

tygermama:

saathi1013:

deducecanoe:

craftastrophies:

maladydee:

meetapossum:

runlololorun:

cybergata:

I do or “Alright, alright all ready!  I’ll do it n a minute.”

Is this not standard practice? I mostly answer with, “What, should we go look at the foods? Let’s go look at the foods.”

I stand by it.

I’m glad someone else says “foods.” “Do you need foods, kitty? Let’s get you some foods.”

my standard answer is, “You know I fed you already and you can’t trick me into thinking otherwise!”

My standard is ‘oh really?! Well what did you say? [mew!] Well no wonder they were mad! [mew!!] Well because that’s rude, is why.’

“Yes, Baby Aggers. I KNOW, baby Aggers. Oh believe me I know. ”

[mew]

“Oh, how awful.  Did he at least die painlessly?”

[mew]

“To shreds, you say…  Well, how’s his wife holding up?”

[mew]

“To shreds, you say…”

(x)

“I resent that slur against my character. I DEMAND SATISFACTION, SIR! PISTOLS AT DAWN!)

“You would think that, my love, but you would be wrong. Look how WRONG you are 👅”

“Where are you learning such language?!?”

“Your interpretation of Foucault is flawed at best.”

Does no one else yell “Polo!”?