How does one go about making friends with Molly Anne? Simon was easy. Read his books, send him a few asks, then upgrade to messages. But you… we have things in common yet I’m so intimated by you and yet crave your (platonic) companionship. So how would one go about making this happen, aside from the hand thing? I think only Simon could pull that off. Rightfully so.

simonalkenmayer:

secondsimon:

simonalkenmayer:

No, actually. The standard to make friends with me is to eat my hands. I only have so many, so you gotta act fast.

-Molly Anne

I was going to say it’s actually fairly easy to detach a hand. If they know the right method and have the proper force, anyone can pull it off.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

-Molly Anne

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