haikus about being a classics major

thoodleoo:

1. reading cicero
pages and pages go on
all is one sentence

2. stiffly posed bodies
a face that fills your nightmares
the archaic smile

3. today i found shards
tomorrow i’ll find more shards
archaeology

4. here’s an ancient dick
there’s another ancient dick
why so many dicks??

5. greek class has begun
students weep and wail with grief
why, thucydides?

6. mythology class
has an unexpected theme-
ancient greek furries