anxpiety:

me: *in bed, slowly drifting off to sleep*

brain: …ohHH MY GOD REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID THIS EMBARRASSING THING IN FIFTH GRADE!!!! BECAUSE BOY HOWDY DO I EVER!!!!!!

me: that was… fifteen years ago… can we please go back to sleep… please…

brain: *banging pots and pans together* NO!!! ANXIETY!!!!!