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MY MOM IS ON A DATE W A GUY WHOS SON AND DAUGHTER I BOTH DATED BYE

so I think I should start with, “hi I’m kass and I’ve made out with your son and daughter so jot that down”

THE WORST PART OF THIS IS THAT HIS DAUGHTER IS NOW A RAGING HETERO AND I WAS HER KERRY PERRY I KISSED A GIRL

AND UR PROBABLY LIKE “HOW DID YOU DATE A GUY AND NOT KNOW SHE WAS HIS SISTER?” SEE I KNEW THAT WAS HIS SISTER BUT I JUST REALIZED GUYS WERE NOT MY CUP OF TEA AND SHE WAS