Arphrodite had the epithet
καλλίπυγος(
kallípygos),
of beautifully shaped buttocks, and after reading so many greek myths I cannot be surprisedAphrodite of Dat Ass
okay but you cannot leave of the story of aphrodite of kallipygos, whose temple was built by two sisters having an argument over who had the most beautiful asses after they asked the opinion of some passing son of a rich dude and fell in love with him and his brother respectively
ancient greece is fuckin great