spellbounding-slytherin:

The Adventures of Hufflepuff and Slytherin! Truth or Dare!

Hufflepuff: *like an adorable excited ball of fluff* Slyth! Slyth! Slyth! Truther or dare!

Slytherin: *trying to eat a lollipop* Your dares are lame as shit, truth.

Hufflepuff: *does the determination anime star thing*…how do you wanna die, and at what age? *smirks*

Slytherin: *without hesitation* age 49, I just wanna walk into the forest and be never seen again.

Hufflepuff: oh really…what what are you gonna-

Slytherin: I’ll get a shot gun and blow my brains out.

Hufflepuff: NO!