haphazardsquiggles:

someone: *makes an intj angry*

intj: *goes quiet*

someone: oh shit.

intj: *corrects posture*

someone: ohhhhh shit.

intj: *takes a deep breath*

someone: ohsh it oh shit o hs hit

intj: *hits them with facts, long words and proper grammar*

someone: please don– *implodes into nothingness*