blue-rand:

writing-prompt-s:

Long before you were born, your father promised his firstborn to otherworldly beings in exchange for power. In a twist of fate, your mother also promised her firstborn to dark gods.

“Sooo, your parents are divorced?”
“Nooooo, they never were married.”
“So who do you live with? Which parent?”
“Well, I spend the first half of the year in underworld, and the second half with the fae. Not an ideal situation but it’s due to things that are out of our hands, so it can’t be helped”
“……… wait, run that by me again, you WHAT?”