viktuuri-pork:

Viktor: Yurio you should’ve seen it! Yuuri was so beautiful on the ice today and–

Yurio: shut up

Viktor: – his footwork was graceful and then he WINKED AT ME–

Yurio: i swear to god

Viktor: –and then he started swaying hips and skating towards me–

Yurio: I AM WARNING YOU

Viktor: –and climbed over the barrier and pulled me towards his face and we began making out really intensely before–

Yurio: CHIHOKO IS BETTER THAN YOU !!!! ! !!! ! !

Viktor:

Yurio:

Viktor:

Yurio:

Viktor: disowned