Reblog with phrases that are Hermes AF 😎🗯

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

hippiebirdmom:

soulminusbullshit:

daughter-of-artemis:

frankincennamon:

hermes-is-my-homeboy:

“Don’t kill the messenger”
“His brother’s keeper”
“Two birds with one stone”
“Mischief Managed”
“Cool your jets”
“Pump your breaks”
“You’ll find it in the last place you look”

“The Gift of Gab.”
“Fool me Once, Shame on Me, Fool me Twice, Shame on Thee!”
“Put money in thine Purse…”
“Footloose and Fancy Free.”
“Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.”
“Gotta Run!”

“NOT IT” *runs away*

“Merc With a Mouth”

“Bae.”

“Shake, shake, shake señora!” (that’s a bit of an inside joke for us)

“Put your money where your mouth is!”

“Bet you $5 [insert scenario].”

“Fluent in Flirt.”

“King of the Road.”

“Drive it like you stole it!”

“What’s up Doc?”

“My body is ready.”

“That’s what s/he said.”

Various forms of “What’s shakin’ bacon?”

“Brother from another mother.”

“Jack of all trades, master of none, but better to be master of none than master of one.”

“Light of my life.” “Wind beneath my wings.” “Song of my Soul.” Ect.

I’ll think of more, but I’m sleepy right now. ^_^

“Your Mom”
“Just wingin’ it”
“Cool story bro”
“Bro, hold my drink”
“You win some, you lose some”
“Yo dawg, I heard you like _____”
“Feelin’ froggy? Then leap!”
“Catch ya on the flip side”