How to call for Viktor

occassionalfanficwriter:

Yurio: where’s the idiot couple?

True Friend Phichit: Don’t worry I got this! *inhales*

True Friend Phichit: OH MY GOD CHIHOKO IS SOOOOO FLEXIBLE ACCORDING TO MY PAL YUURI KATSUKI!!!

Viktor I am Yuuri’s NOW Extra TM Diva-forov:*appears out of nowhere* I’LL SHOW YOU WHO’S FLEXIBLE *AGGRESSIVELY STRIPPING OFF HIS CLOTHES AS HE DOES THE SCORPION POSE*

Yuuri “just as extra but hides it well” Katsuki: *horrified tone* Viktor NO.

True Friend Phichit: There they are!

Yuri “I am so done with this shit” Plisetsky: WTF?!?!