misquotes-on-ice:

Yakov: Okay we’re at the window. What do you want?

Victor: I want the burger.

Yakov: There are no burgers on the menu.

Victor: I want the burger.

Yakov: Victor, we’re at Taco Bell.

Victor: Quiero una burger.

Yakov: The amount of people in this car is going to go down to quiero uno if you dont shut the hell up.